Saturday, July 16, 2011

How to elevate your butt, and other such nonsense

So, my butt and body still aren't okay.  I posted on FB today my owies and of course, my friends get giggles from my life stories...or maybe in the way I TELL the stories....


My stepsister suggested I RICE (Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation) and then there was teasing back and forth on how I'd elevate my arse...well, let me tell you, it ain't pretty, but I have been doing it....and I still feel like I jolted all the way through my brain....


And then one of my friends from forever reminded me that having a chair go to smithereens underneath you at 10 just produces a room full of laughs...but at, um, not 10 anymore, not so much laughter....of course I am sitting here giggling at the memory of my patient trying to pull ME up off the ground giving me HIS hand from his wheelchair...yeah, that would have been even prettier.


Add to it the fact that I posted on FB about how Hubs and I got the giggles listening to a Scooter Store commercial realizing I MAY qualify for one FREE...and THEN my Hubs' niece posts "yeah, I'm working right now, call me"...and I had COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN she works at the Scooter Store....


um, yeah...getting old SUCKS!

No comments:

Post a Comment

Your comments go here. They are moderated. Your opinions are yours', but this blog is mine. My own little piece of control. Thanks!